imjust-kyian:

scroturn:

i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me

this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read

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lovelynessdreams:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

kit-pocket:

coelacanthteeth:

imagine an entire room and it’s all bed

no floor, just bed

you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there

all is bed

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AWW THE ROOM COMES WITH A COMFY LOOKING HUG JACKET

this is exactly the reason why people think everybody here is on drugs

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sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

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markliddell:

prince—william:

lifeinflames:

Rosebud

!;!;!;!;!;!:!:
  • Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
  • Friends: Don't forget to socialize
  • Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
  • Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
  • Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
  • Society: Don't forget to be perfect
  • Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
  • Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.